I want to make you an offer you can’t refuse… Here is what you need to to do. Below you will find two hyperlinks. You are to click on each of them, open them in a new tab/window, and follow the instructions found therein. Each new window will contain a poll, as follows:

1. Who will win the elections for mayor of Bucharest?

2. Will Neculai Ontanu win the elections for mayor of the Second District of Bucharest?

You will vote for each of the polls above. If you are not sure what to vote, contact me and I will send you instructions. Then, you will need to send the above links to at least 10 friends. If you do so, you will win the lottery, find the love of your life, move to Pipera, and win tickets to Kurdistan. Otherwise, you will be fat, sad, and lonely for the rest of your life. And a bad person.

Now get to work.